dangling participle joke

Published by on November 13, 2020

Recent entries: ❧ A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. I don’t believe in astrology. It's the only gorilla that that the zoo can afford, and it was by a large margin, the zoo's most popular attraction, so the owner goes to the former gorilla keeper and offers him an extra $300 every day if he'll put on a gorilla suit, go in the gorilla exhibit, and pretend.